He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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