I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.