throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
it's great music for shaving your balls
two words...techno handjob