throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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it's great music for shaving your balls
two words...techno handjob