yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
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