I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
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