I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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