Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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