I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.