Midget sex pt 2 tonight
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Is Oprah even human
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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