I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
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