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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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