I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
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You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.