We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.