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I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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