He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...