How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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