great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
