I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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