He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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