It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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