I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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