If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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