Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
People in love make me want to vomit
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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