brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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