It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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