I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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