I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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