OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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