just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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