4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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