8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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