And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
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