I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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