I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He better not be in your backpack
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.