He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He better not be in your backpack
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.