I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me