We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.