Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.