She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.