i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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