These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.