It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?