We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND