Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
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I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
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I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head