woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
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Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
he thought i was a dude.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
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I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?