this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Life is so much better after having sex.
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that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?