I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Umm I'm too high to move.
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Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.