I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Umm I'm too high to move.
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.