We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes