We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.