I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.