We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Found the puke drawer
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.