Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
30+ People Share Their Worst ‘Intimate Experience’ And They’re Traumatizing
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
25 Shocking High School Scandals You Won’t Believe Are True
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship