Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...