how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
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Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!