my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?